Birthdays and Liquor and Bowling Oh My!

Tomorrow is my sister's birthday. P was born and my existence as the only child, eternal princess, and all around apple of my parents eye......was over. I am told that when she was born, I refused to hold her or touch her or be around her. I cannot imagine a kid reacting that dramatically to a new baby....WAIT!!!! Yeah I can. I am a bit of a drama queen. I can certainly see that happening. That being said, I am SUPER excited that my parents did the "dirty deed" to (as my sister so eloquently put it today) spread their seed. LOL.



I cannot imagine my life without P. So many times I have needed someone to turn to and she was always there. We have been through things together that we could have only made it through, together. Sex, drugs, rock n roll, divorce, babies.....without her, well my life would have been boring as hell. Those of you that know P and I, you know what all of that means...those of you that don't, well, the stories aren't that amazing really. There are just a lot of them.

My favorite memory of P is her wedding night. We partied our asses off. She got married, we did some shots, we had the reception the went cosmic bowling.

Yes, she was in her wedding dress and I was in my MOH dress. LOL that is just how we roll baby!!! That night we drank a lot of liquor and danced a lot of dances....right in the middle of the bowling alley floor. We are just that awesome.

We like to think that "Bitches be hatin' cause they wanna be us". HA. I'm pretty positive its true. After all I am the ABSTER and I taught her everything she knows about being awesome.

You wish you could be this awesome. Oh man, she is going to kill me for posing that pic. It is a prime example of how retardedly great we are. We are as close as any 2 sisters can get. I mean really, how many sisters do you know that can (and I am basing this off of the above pic) share a seat on the short bus then turn around and be 2 of the prettiest girls ever?

I cannot imagine trusting anyone else with my secrets, my family, or my life. I would lie, steal, cheat and kill to protect this girl. We went through tough times getting where we are now, but I wouldn't change any of it for the world.

I love you P, you are an amazing woman. I hope this birthday is as amazing as you deserve for it to be.






Now, I have to go nap and get ready for Cosmic Bowling, Liquor and lots of fun celebrating P's birthday!!!!! While I am doing that, sit back and enjoy more pictures from over the years :)

Okay, this one isn't of us, its of C and J, our kids. But they resemble us so much...

This is us and our kiddos:

This is us on crazy hat day:

I look like a pretty awesome big sister here LOL

 Okay, so the town we grew up in had a small lice problem. Pretty much every girl got it twice a year. This was one of the times we had it LMAO....have I mentioned that P is going to kill me for posting these?

I had surgery not too long before this pic. I got some of the OR garb and I was practicing being a surgeon. P was an amazing patient.

Christmas pics....ha. 

Our little family.